I need a pellet gun
I like animals. Dogs, cats, birds, fish, reptiles… I would own a couple of everything if it didn’t make me look crazy. The only thing you wouldn’t find gracing my homestead would be pet insects (you know, the giant tarantulas and scorpions - yuck!!). And I’ve previously owned almost all of those, I even had a rat at one point. The only one I haven’t owned personally was reptiles, but my brother had that covered. He owned a few lizards. Oh wait! A long time ago I had a couple of box turtles, too. Are those considered reptiles? Meh, I have no idea.
Anyway, I just wanted to preface this post with that before I go on to say, there are a couple of neighborhood dogs that need to be popped in the ass with a pellet gun. Or their owners do.
I hate waking up to incessant barking from a neighborhood dog. Every now and then the one directly behind us pulls that crap, but he/she is getting better at not doing it so much. The neighbors got him as a young pup but would leave him outside at night, and the barking and yipping was almost unbearable. A couple of times I was tempted to steal the damn dog and bring him inside my house just so he would stop barking and not be so lonely.
There’s also another dog somewhere, I’m not even sure which street he’s on but I am pretty sure it’s south of us, who barks practically non-stop for at least an hour in the mornings.
woof woof woof!
woof woof woof!
woof woof woof!
In triplets, just like that. And when you’re trying to get as much sleep as possible before a baby graces your presence? It’s FRICKIN ANNOYING!!
Our next door neigbhors have a pug. Even he gets in on the barking episodes. Only his are, “yap yap yap yap yap yap!”
Unfortunately, most of these animals probably pull this crap when their owners aren’t home, so I doubt they’re even aware their pets are doing this and annoying their neighbors. And I’m too chicken to go leaving notes on ppls doors saying, “hey, your dog barks practically non-stop when you’re not home, can you please look into ways to resolve this?”, so I guess I just have to continue to put up with it and bitch about it here. :cheese:
Seriously though, I wouldn’t actually go and shoot a dog with a pellet gun, that’s just not right. But I can certainly imagine it, if nothing but to satisfy my inner-evil twin..
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