WTF, Yo?!?
Thursday, October 16, 2003
That stands for, WHAT THE FUCK, YO?!?!Yo as in Y-O. No mispelling there.
Some immature mother-fucker decided it would be cute to throw raw hamburger at our house sometime between the time Josh got home last night (around midnight) and this morning (abt 7:15am) when he left for work (early day today for training).
I say again, what the fuck, yo?!
He called shortly after he pulled out of the driveway to ask what had exploded over our garage on the walls of the house. While on the phone I went outside to take a look (he was already gone). I looked closely. Hmm. Long, brown, stringy stuff. Looks like a combination of bird shit and worms. But bird shit isn't that consistent of a color, and they aren't shriveled enough to be worms.
I look on the ground, and find a piece of parchment paper, the kind you'd find separating pre-shaped hamburger patties. Only this stuff didn't come from pre-shaped hamburger patties, but is the stringy shape of freshly ground beef.
What the fuck. Hamburger?!
Great. Our neighborhood is relatively quiet, nothing bad or strange happens around here. The neighbors sometimes complain to us about the weeds that pop up in our front yard and that we take what seems like forever to get rid of, but otherwise, it's rather peaceful around here.
Until now.
About half the neigbhors have kids, so this could've been done by any one of them. For the height of where this vandalism landed, I'd have to guess it was probably a pre-teen to teenage loser who thought he was being cool or funny.
This is akin to having one's house egged. I'm either going to have to go buy a broom to clean this up (ours is broken, so for sweep jobs I either use the vacuum or use the end of the broom and bend over to sweep stuff up), or use our water hose to force-spray this shit off the walls.
Yes, I took pictures.
And if it happens again, I'm definitely calling the cops to file a complaint. It's unfortunate we don't know which spawn-of-satan in our neighborhood did this.
What.the.fuck.
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