she’s a klutz, she is…

Have I ever mentioned here how much of a royal klutz I am?

Here, let me give a few examples:

• - I’ve dropped a full plate of linguine a la marinara, sauce side down, on the living room carpet (well, the noodles & sauce slid off the plate.  The plate remained fimrly in my grip).
• - Just recently, a little dixie cup of ranch dressing (you know, the kind you get from ma&pa pizza joints), decided to make a suicide jump from the plate I was carrying from the living room to the kitchen… onto the carpet.
• - My cell phone, and several of its predecessors, have tried to flee my grip on more than one occassion.  Like today, out of my purse, into my hand, and straight to the floor.  I don’t think I’ve owned a single cell phone that I didn’t drop at least twice while it was in my possession.

That’s all I can think of at the moment, but they’re pretty major.

Just call me Miss Butterfingers.  :lol:

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